HeavyTank's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fear Unlimited Issue2]

I don't know

You say that this game is a DMC tribute, and that is OK.
And l have no problem with the difficulty, as long as it is beatable by a good strategy.
The strategy here is mash the "S" button until they come close, then double-jump to the other end of the field, then repeat.
And still, f you try to slash some enemies they will kick your ass.
And l am not talking about the bosses.
They have 100 times more health than you (no, literally) and you deal such a small amount of damage that l really laughed at how badly designed these battles were.
Furthermore, this game is qute glitchy, which makes it EVEN harder..
I really wonder how some users actually beat the final boss in the impossible difficulty..if it's impossible, then how did they beat it?
Oh, and you should reward more medal points for each achievement..they number of points they give you is ridiculously low (5 points for 100 kills?SERIOUSLY?).
Now on to the good things.
The weapon designs were cool, and so were the enemies and the manga.

This game needs to be far more rewarding to be intresting...

[DFG Call of Atlantis]

Epic

I loved the first 2 gaes, and l loved this one..the animation was very good and the sound effect were just fantastic..
My only complaint is that you could've made the game screen bigger so that we can see all the stuff better.
Nice job.

[Stick pwnage dressup!]

Could be better

First of all, happy birthday, if it is your birthday.
Second, l have three words for ya: PUT MORE STUFF.
Yeah, if this game had more weapon and maybe some animations it would be great because the weapon drawings were really nice, sepecially the FAMAS and the minigun...

[Sirtom - The truth behind]

Not really...

The flash was just a series of crappy pictures, so l'd give this thing a 2 anyway..but since it's about SirTom, l give it a 1 because laughing at people who are in jail is really not funny...

Ragnarokia responds:

It's very funny, just not a good taste :)

[Sirtom93 - The Game!]

....

1.The game by itself wasn't good at all, you cannot understand what you are supposed to do since you lose a second after you start playing..
2.Sirtom93 is the leader of a crew where l post on, and l will not tolerate somebody making fun of him...

JaY11 responds:

1. It's a joke
2. It's a joke

[Patapon 2 The Art Of War]

Cool

Very good game, and nice rhythm idea, but it was veeery short (only 3 levels) but l understand that since it's an advertising game..nice work anyway!

[Alkie Kong 2]

Well...

To say the truth, l suck ass at this game so l didn't get past the 3rd level, but l know how the other levels are because l entered the codes..
This game is VEEERY hard, and as if that wasn't enough, you have numbered continues..
Thank god there are the level codes..
NIce anmiation though.
For all you who are bored or cannot make it to the final boss, here is the super secret level code to get some 30 medal points (if you watch the credits):

dr0kn

[Portal Defenders]

Yeah!

So, after trying to beat Wadlof for the 100th time, l finally decided to review this game and then try again (what else?).
For starters, the animation and the concept were totally awesome, so good job.
There isn't much to say about the game, but l can give a walkthrough for people who find it too hard..

WALKTHROUGH
Dan Palading is fast and has a lot of bombs, while Tom has a lot of health and hits harder.
Pick the character that suits your playstyle better.
To beat the first wave (and maybe whithout losing any health to get the achievement) just run around BigFuzzyKitten and wait for his cats to kill him, or you can make him drop bombs on himself.
Oh, and don't use any of your bombs, they will be useful later.
The second wave is way harder that the first since actionscripters can use a saw attack, and you will have a waring to jump.
TIP: Any character can deal damage to any character, you get the point.
PsychoGoldfish can be very hard if you don't find the right aproach...so:
stay at a reasonable distance and throw a bomb or two at him.
His is very vulnerable to them, so two bombs and a few hits should do the trick.
If he start throwing fishes at you, just hit them in the air to dodge them.
After you kill him you will have to clean up the mess with P-bot..
To get a good percentage (and unlock lil'jim), you have to move P-bot in a vertical-horizontal-vertical kind of way, this meaning that you must form a row of N's with the soap, not of Z's.
I got 100% at this game by doing this, so you should be able to do it too.
The third wave consist of animators and they have a special attack too, which you can avoid by walking away..
TIP: always eat your "vegetables" lying around on the arena..they give you precious health.
The boss here is MidChamber, and he s a tough cookie since he has a ranged melee attack that can catch you off-guard...
Watch out for it, send in a few bombs and make sure his homing missiles hit him and not you.
Now you will have to unlock a chest to get your health back, which is of vital (lol) importance...the code is "kind of the portal, turd of the week and review crew pick).The code is always the same.
Then, you will face the hardest wave of 'em all, the PlzDntBan.
The have long range melee weapons and they can use the "bam!" special attack, which is much like the saw.
The boss, or bosses here are Stamper and Jeff, and they will try your patience..
Jeff can perform some Street Fighter moves and Stamper, while weak, can morph into a baloon and trap you with his..well...pink fart thingy which traps you for some time (you will have to mash the right and left keys to free yourself).
To hit baloon stamper you'll have to jump and attack.

Finally, you will come face to face with Wadlolf.
Immediately turn around and score a few hits.
Then run like hell.
Basically, Wadolf has three attacks.
One is the mighty LAZOR!, which fills an entire "line" of the arena.
Don't get hit by it and sneak up on him while he opens his mouth.
The second attack is a basic karate chop, and the thrird is the teleprt to a safe distance and then summon Madness zombies attack.
These zombies are infinite and have a very strong attack, but you have to kill at least some of them or they will fill the screen after some time.

As l said, l din't beat Wadolf yet, but l will do it.

Nice job.

[FWG Evolution]

Complex but rewarding.

So, l write this review after 3-4 hours of play, just to say that l didn't close the game after the first 5 minutes...
I have to say, it is a very smart concept but it needs some work.
The bugs are quite cool and l managed to make buckloads of money and to breed the almost-ultimate bug (l didn't finish the game, but l will).
The most annoying this with this game is that you have to constantly drag your bugs onto the apples, and this is pretty much it.
Oh yeah, and there are also not-very-useful toys and some other fruits and drugs.
But the part where it gets fun is the racing and the fighting, even if the fighting is not a very good idea because usually your bugs will die when just losing a race will cost you some money and that's it.
I did find this game fun (and thank god there is an autosave feature), but it should be faster, and l don't mean that speed button...
Oh, and the piano version on Numb (not Encore, as many users say) was great, but hearing it 150 times in a row may get tiring.
So good job, and good luck with the next monster-breeding game (yeah you heard me, l want aliens or monsters nect time)!

[Perspectite]

Oh boy

And l thought that there was a limit to creativity.
Excellent idea and excellent transforming this idea into a game, but l hope this is just a test and that you will make more in the future because this game was really too short...
Nice job.

turtlesoup4290 responds:

yeah your right. this is just a test. i intend to make perspectite 2 with more puzzles and jst better general gameplay

Thanks for the comments