HeavyTank's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hippolyta]

Needs some imporvements.

Nice graphics and concept, but the gameplay needs a lot of work: first of all, mid-level checkpoints.
It's waaaay too hard this way.
Then, armor giving you one extra chance, like a guy before me said.
Right now it is impossible to outrun the rider due to the sheer amount of stuff you have to dodge while running..
Last but not least, do something about the lag, it's almost unbearable, yes, even in pop-up and with low quality on a fast internet.
Some medals don't work (get all armor, "mano-a-mano", unlock all game modes etc.).
Since I know that most of them will be fixed sooner or later I won't give a low rating, but I hope that you fix them soon.

Evil-Dog responds:

I,ve seen mano-a-mano work
armors and gamemodes medals were indeed broken, they should be fixed as soon as NG approve the new version, sorry ;)

[Modern Weapons Quiz 2]

Good, but could be better

Well, first of all let me tell you that the background camo is kinda discacting and sometimes itmesses some images up.
Then, you should put more pictures and ask more "which model is it?" and less "how much does it cost?" because frankly it's hard to know how much an advanced gun costs unless you're an arms dealer or a cheater (you look it up on Wikipedia ;).
I hope you make another one.
Also, for the record, my rank:

You reached the rank of Lt. General
Explanation: You have a very good understanding of weapons! You know your LMGs from your HMGs and you can pick out good and bad guns well!

DitchyMitchyJ responds:

Hey HeavyTank,

Thanks for the good review and the tips! We are considering making another Modern Weapons Quiz and we will definitely be sure to make the improvements you've suggested. Glad you enjoyed it though!

[Loondon]

Impressive

It's been a long time since a flash acually managed to tell a good story without any jokes, or cheesy cutscenes.
You guys managed to do it, and I thank you for sumbitting this very nice game/story.
Sadly, what happened in pretty much all of Europe at that time was indeed the way it is depicted here...whoever is deformed, or had any sort of physical or pshychical problem was either hanged because he was "the Devil reincarnated", scorned by everyone or just worked in a circus...the ingorance at that time was terrifying.
Well, you don't have to be a genius to understand that "Loondon" is "London".
At first I wondered why did you chose that city, then I remembered what happened there in 1666..maybe that was considered an act of purification, or just the tall guy's revenge.
The graphics really gave this "decadent" feeling, and the characters "semi-3D" rendering was very nice.
The music, although it was a loop, was really good and fitted perfectly with the general style.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to your next work, keep it up!

[Alice is Dead - Ep 2]

SECRET WORD IS OYSTERCLOUD

Yeah, sorry about the allcaps title...anyway, the game was nice, IT WORKS AND IS BUG-FREE...nice graphics and very nice voice acting.

[T E T R I S ' D: The Game]

Good, but glitched

The original idea of the game was really good, and the stickman moves around in a "cool" way, like the flash movie..but the similarities end here.
The glitches are so many it's not even funny, and some of them (like the one where you get squashed in mid-air or even if you aren't under a block) are real deal-brakers...
By the way, no matter what you say, YOU CANNOT GET the ninja medal, it's just impossible, some people have been trying (literally) for hours, and noone managed to get it except a guy that got it thansk to, guess what, a glitch...and the fact that even YOU don't have it is the definite proof.
So l guess that you need to work on it a bit more, and make it more, shall l say, playable?

[REPLAYING :the game:]

Wow

Well damn, what can l say?
The references were so many that one human being cannot possibly catch them all, and the animation kept its origial style...
The games were fun (although that game where you had to shit money lags like FUCK when you shit a lot of money without stopping), and the characters lulzy...
The video collection is one of the 10 best things l ever saw on NG, l alughed my ass out during that one...
I didn't quite understand why you included a level editor, but anyway...now the thing to do would be to either make ANOTHER :game: or make a video like "the ultimate showdown", but with different lyrcis and more political/religious/pop culture/internet references since apparently you like to do that A LOT...
So, nice work on this one, keep it up!

[Tetraform]

Good

A really nice idea, and the gameplay and the difficulty are balanced, but it isn't flawless: the game lags a lot (and I don't want to have it in fullscreen), but I guess that it made is easier :D
Also, the enemies were rather...wierd, and definitely could be better...and the game was a bit longer than it needed to be..
One last thing: how do you transform a boss into a spike?
Cheers.

Glaiel-Gamer responds:

did you at least dim the lights and set the game to low quality?

[Level Up!]

Incredible

Well, to be honest, at first I was going to write a really bad review about this game, but then I decided to play a bit more, and I was amazed at all the small details you put into this game, it's just amazing!
Well, the levelling up and ability thingy can be pretty tricky, and finding all gems even more so, but I managed to do it (although I needed a guide), and the reward was well worth it!
That next game looks sweet!
Some medals are rather hard, but then again, if they were ridiculously easy, what's the point in getting them?
Very nice work overall.

[Ching Chong Beautiful]

Could be better

This game could be really awesome, the theme, the idea, the graphics, everything...
But the gameplay just ruins everything...
The character falls and bumps into osbstacles FAR too frequently, to the point of making you quite the game after 10 minutes, and l usually have A LOT of patience with games..
And the Seppuku's Soul medal...what the fuck?
You're a sadist...

[Canabalt]

Awesome game

I really liked it, the art style, the theme, the gameplay...
A few suggestions: -put in some checkpoints-PLEASE
-randomise the terrain even more
-add a life bar
-don't accelerate so easily
-make window jumps easier
Make more games like this one with different themes: jungle, world war, end of the world etc.