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The game trailer collab sub-guide.

2010-04-13 08:29:15 by HeavyTank
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Okay, here are the medals and what you have to do to get them:

...that was it? (25pts): Watch the credits from the menu or the entire movie from start to finish.
Egg Hunter (5pts): Click 50 times without finding an easter egg.
Gotta catch 'em all! (5pts): Browse through the entire art gallery.
You actually care (5pts): Visit an artist's userpage.
What the? (10pts): Find the first easter egg.In Red Faction: Calculus click the green handle-shaped device during the explosive countdown scene.
Competitive Gaming (10pts): Find the second easter egg.In Fatonetta, click Fatonetta's mole during her close up near the end of the short.
Look at pics for reference. (All tips are from Newgrounds Medals-games and tips)

The game trailer collab sub-guide.


Tremerz tips and tricks.

2010-04-02 17:15:59 by HeavyTank
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So, Tremerz is a game released on Kevin Bacon day.
As you very well know, it has medals, and you HAVE to get them all.
So this little guide should help you a bit.
First of all, how the game works: you control a guy with your mouse, and you jump by pressing left click.
As you progress through the game you will "collect" your friends, and you have to avoid the graboids (worms) coming out of the ground.Some will simply try to bite you, some others will jump and try to land on you.

There are 3 guys (including you) and 2 gals to rescue.The more followers you have, the harder the game gets.
That's because your followers won't mimic your actions in the same second you perform them, this meaning that if, for example, you jump, your followers will jump one at a time.
This can get pretty tricky when you have 5 people following you, so pay attention.
In the first stage you'll have to pick up Burt, and frankly, there's nothing to say here.
Just watch out for the ground (when the sand starts moving, get away from it).
In the next two stages you will pick up Earl and Melvin, and, again, you have to avoid the graboids.
Then you have to pick up Heather, and here things get tricky.
If you didn't lose anyone so far you will get the "bros B4 hoes" medal.
Anyway, try to move slowly and steadily (note: here the graboids will try to spawn below you, so keep moving).
If a graboid is going to land on your group, move your mouse to a safe place as fast as possibe.Another note: only the graboid's head will damage you, you can safely hit their body.
When you're done with this stage, you will pick up Mindy.
In the final stage you'll have to avoid a graboid that will attack you from the ground and move across the screen much like a wave.
He will come from the right at first, so you'll have to be on the left.When he reaches the middle of the screen, jump to the other end of the screen, and wait there until he comes again.
Keep doing this until you can move on, and then just wait for the final cutscene.

Medals:
Worm Master (100 points): Rescue Everyone.
One 10 point medal if you make it alive plus one 25 point medal for everyone else.
Bros B4 Hoes (50 points): Rescue only the guys.
Ladie's man (50 points): Rescue only the gals.To get this medal just kill off the guys as soon as you get them by standing just barely off the center of a hole as the worm comes up.Then just finish without a girl dying.
(Thanks to RuinedMartyr for some of his tips)

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Tremerz tips and tricks.


Alice is Dead- Ep 2

2010-01-13 14:22:04 by HeavyTank
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The word you have to type in to get the secret medal is oystercloud.
Yeah, l don't have any idea about what it means either.
Here's the official walkthrough (but the guy won't tell you the word, so l posted it here.)
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Lolz

2009-12-22 18:34:01 by HeavyTank
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This is just epic...btw track is here.

Lolz


Tetraform (semi) walkthrough

2009-12-16 20:57:09 by HeavyTank
Updated

Ok, so this is a walkthrough for this game.
Well, it's a small guide with some tips more than a walkthrough..anyway, let's start.
You kill your enemies by clicking on them, and then clicking something else.
The enemy will be attracted to that something else and vice versa, unless that something else is your planet or a spike.
Anything caught in between the two things will get crushed when the collision occurs.
Also, if you select two objects close to each other they will travel together when attracted to another object.
So, your enemies are essentially these:
Various forms of fast enemies (some of them have more health than others-pinks, greens and oranges have the most health)
Medium-Sized enemies
Large enemies

There are also some special forms of enemies..these are the stealth ship, that can turn invisible (you'll still be able to select it though), the whirly thing (it has two forms, and only one of them is selectable), the rocket launching ship (when it launches its rocket send it back to it) and the doomsday device launcher, that launches a timebomb..if that timebomb isn't neutralised in time (lololol) then it will spawn loads of small missiles.

The game has the usual "wave" system, and sometimes at the end of a wave you will get health orbs, maybe a nuke orb (a nuke destroys all non-boss enemies on screen, but they won't give you health and any orbs on screen will de destroyed) or a spike orb (a spike orb grows a spike on your planet..make enemies hit it instead of you as a last resort).

So, on to general tips:
Never attack enemies that are too far away unless you're sure that they won't touch your planet...you don't want two massive ships collapsing on your planet because of a miscalculation...
Try to kill fast enemies when they're close to each other because if you select them from afar they'll act wierd.
If you can, try to pair enemies that are identical or have ideantical healthso that they neutralise each other as soon as they crash.Usually here size matters (bigger=more health).
If you have lots of missiles coming your way, try to make them hit each other as quicky as you can.
Doomsday devices are always a priority, make sure they don't explode.

The first boss is tricker than one might think...he launches 6-7 rockets every now and then, and you have to deflect them all in order to survive (your planet won't be very tough at that time)...just select them and send them back quickly.Nothing more to say.
The second one has a shield that makes him unselectable, however he can spawn normal rockets, small ships and a massive rocket.
Just attract the projectiles to each other when they're near him and he'll be caught in the blast.
The final boss is more of an endurance challenge..he can make himself small and teleport...
He spawns lots of dommsday devices...if he's small, he'll spawn small ones and viceversa.
When he's small he spawns lots of them, and he's much faster, so it's harder to hit him...when he's big it's a piece of cake.
If he teleports while a device is heading towards him he can save himself, so some of your hits will miss.
And make sure that you always have him selected so that you can immediately select the devices and send them back to him when the opportunity arises...

OK, so now we go medal-specific:
Straggler: when the final boss explodes, let one of his missles (if any) survive...if there are more than one, make them hit each other.
Hiroshima: activate the nuke when you are being swarmed by enemies...
You're a winner: win
Al Gore would be proud: minimise the damage to your planet and get all health orbs.
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!: this one's a bit tricky.you can either get it by trying to (but you'll have to dedicate an entire playthrough to get it), or play the game and get it by chance (I got it on my first playthrough).
C-C-C-Combo!: get a massive multikill...destroy enemies when there are loads of them close to each other.
Double Whammy: you'll get it by playing...
Humanitarian: select a health orb and give it to an enemy..preferrably a weak one.
Sidekick: make sure a spike survives the final boss
USA!USA!: use 2 nukes and then finish the game with one left.
Use the force!: you'll get it by playing
You're a real winner: well, don't die :D
Pentaforce: get all 5 spikes on your planet without any of them being destroyed.
That's no Moon+My Ears!: dedicate a playtrough to do this (unless you want to continue playing after you died).when you get your first spike orb, don't take it.when you make it to the boss, send the spike to him and then attract him to you.

Ok, that's it, have fun, earn medals!

Tetraform (semi) walkthrough


the Kill Kar II: Revenge (semi) walkthrough

2009-12-02 20:24:15 by HeavyTank
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Well, this is not exacly a walkthrough (I won't tell you how to beat every single level), but it contains several tips..
Anyway, here we go.
TKK2 is a top-down action driving game, where you shoot enemies, race around tracks, upgrade your "kar", pimp your ride...and yeah, you kill bosses.
And, of course, get TEH MEDULZ.
So, let's start with the basics:
Controls: I think that you're smart enough to figure that out.
Okay, we're done.
The first levels are ridiculously easy, so l won't bother with any tips for them...
To kill the fist boss just shoot him and start running circles around him until he stops shooting, then repeat.
To kill the second boss, just shoot and avoid, and same for the third and the fourth.
As for the upgrades, early on l would recommend gun upgrades, and also the grill guard upgrade.
Later you should definitely get the rockets (damn useful) and finally the armor and exhaust pipes...the zappers are utterly useless because of their pathetic range, so don't bother with them unless you got a lot of money to waste.
To beat racing tracks just shoot whatever is in front of you and try not to get stuck (it's pretty easy) because getting un-stuck is a pain in the ass....if you're a decent player you'll get kiled very few times, if at all, during the game.

Now, to the medals part:
Klean Run: when you get some decent upgrades just play level one (do not run over them, shoot them from afar)
Krapped On: not as easy as it sounds, try to play a kill level and kill at least 80% of the enemies...when you're done, go in front of the remaining enemies and let them shoot you..when your health is almost gone, run away (or kill them).
Kataklism: easy as hell, just do what the medal description says
Krash the Kage: you'll get it by killing the second boss
Kustomised: Probably glitched, but l would adivse to carefully scan every level for extra stuff before moving on-EDIT: I PM'ed Jazza about it and he said that he would fix it as soon as he could contact his programmer-
Kash Kow: when you have 30k or more, sell all your upgrades, play a random level for the medal to activate, and then buy them back
Kill-a-k: Just play and you'll get it
Kan do: if you're not a complete failure at that game you'll get it upon completion
Kant Katch up: same as above
Kraked: beat the final boss...his health is surprisingly low, so it won't be a challenge

Okay, some last tips: if your enemy is offscreen but you know where he is, shoot away!
replay boss levels for epic money whoring
on race tracks, you don't need to kill every enemy, just shoot randomlt and run for it...
make sure you collect the health and money upgrades around the levels
use spacebar if you can't control your car well
if you really can't get the hang of the controls, play with a gamepad
also, DON'T CHEAT.You won't be able to get any more medals unless you start a new game

OK, that's it.

the Kill Kar II: Revenge (semi) walkthrough


Typical Youtube conversation

2009-09-17 08:09:55 by HeavyTank
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Yeah, reading youtube conversations always makes me lose hope in humanity...in today;s episode, a confidence-lacking 15-year old against a guy who pretends to be an adult (mainly those 2 guys):
(warning: epic gayness and retardedness inside)

DCIzmine
lolz a Microsoft Xbox 360
360 is gay period

whalesands (1 month ago) lolz just like you XD
DCizmine (1 month ago)fuck you bitch at least i have the best console out right now XD
whalesands (1 month ago) i have both! you poor bastard! ps3 sucks btw
DCizmine (1 month ago) why are you calling me poor ps3 is more expensive then a shitbox 360
your only fucking hating on it cause you can't afford one cocksucker
HumanOFtheWeek3000 (1 month ago) hey ive got a $2000 gaming pc now can we all just stfu
Raizdfingr (1 month ago) I have a $2800 gaming mac so can you stfu lol
HumanOFtheWeek3000 (1 month ago) mac's suck shit and they are way over priced... i actually lied i have a $600 computer i built myself, and its already better then your mac. check my channel and look at my specs compared to your dumbass imac
Raizdfingr (1 month ago) first of all its not called an imac lol. secondly man you must have no life still being on youtube from 2 hours ago haha nerd
HumanOFtheWeek3000 (1 month ago) okay first its summer so no i dont have a life and im 15.. so i actually cant have a life... second im not a nerd, and im not even close to looking like one.. how much nerds have you heard of that have had about 17 girlfriends in there life?
Raizdfingr (1 month ago) lol OMG 17..... come on pls thats nothing lol. (dates don't count as girlfriend) gotta give it to ya you are a funny guy for bragging about 17 "Gf's" lol
HumanOFtheWeek3000 (1 month ago) hey dumbass thats pretty good for a 15 year old... asking a girl out then going to see a movie or whatever and then making out... thats called a girlfriend. just fuck off i bet 17 is more then you had in your lifetime bitch
Raizdfingr (1 month ago) Haha man you are a youtube bully lol. Making out, kissing, having sex, going to a movie, whatever small action does not count as a gf lol. Sorry to say but i can't even count the number of times I have gone out on a DATE with a girl, (which is what all those things are) lol. And for a 15 year old your mouth is too big for your age, should really learn to tone down the language. Females don't like a guy that doesn't know respect, kindness, sincerity.. being a gentleman. so im a dumbass from what?
HumanOFtheWeek3000 (1 month ago) dont worry dude i know how to talk around girls, its just ppl like you who i dont like.. and this is the 21st century every one cusses no matter what age
Raizdfingr (1 month ago) lol no they don't. You just put yourself into the crowd that does. Just because other ppl do it doesn't mean you should. If everyone else screwed dogs and cats would you do it?? I'd hope not lol. And ppl like me? Son i have way more experience and knowledge than you do on women and how to attract them.
ritzsk8er (1 month ago) spoiled brat bet you live with your parents

...and by the way, all this discussion started because a guy in the vid opened up a BROKEN 360HD..yeah.


Epic Battle Fantasy 2 walkthrough

2009-07-07 00:13:24 by HeavyTank
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THE GAME IS FINALLY OUT!OMFGZ!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
508777

How to read this guide: Well, this guide is divided in sections, each one analysing in-depth every aspect of the game
If you see a NOTE: it means that there is something worth noting (doh!) and you have to pay attention to it.
If you see an EDIT: it means that something was changed from the original demo (ex.changes in the game as well as updates).THis is pretty much it.Above all, have fun!This game can be hard but it's hard in a good way, challenging but rewarding.

NOTE: this guide is incomplete and may contain some wrong info.Please notify me if you find any errors.

There are a lot of changes....here are some of them:
Now you have a third stat, which fills up slowly as you receive damage.
There is accuracy.
At the end of every round you may choose some stat boosts and upgrades for your characters.
Now, going more specific, the warrior has a shitload of swords and this new ability called unleash which unleashes (duh!) the power of your swrord...this power is obviously sword-specific.
After some time your "attack" button will go flashing..if you played a FF game you should know what that means...LIMIT BREAK TIME!
The mage has an autoheal attack and gives every positive buff to your team and every negative one to your enemies...also, it dispels any bad status effects..(thanks Another-User).The warrior has a super damaging quintuple sword slash.
There are obviously some new attacks, summons and abilities but there are also some other changes...
Now the attacks can miss (but most of the time your opponents' attack will miss, not yours) and you can counter some attacks..
Also, there are some random effects like a lighting and a blizzard...well, these can be VERY frustrating sometimes so l hope they get removed from the final version...EDIT: Yay!They got removed :D
EDIT: Now the characters make context-specific comments at the end of each wave or when performing some attacks...some of them may be even helpful.

WARRIOR:
Bushido:

Revenge-30MP.Boosts strenght at the cost of a small amount of HP
Drain-30MP.Drains some health fron the enemy while damaging him
Windslash-40MP.Attacks all of your enemies at once
Quake-40MP.An Earth attack
Iceberg-50MP.75% Ice element.An ice attack
Eruption-50MP.75% Fire element.A fire attack
Unleash-60MP.Unleashes the power of your sword....the powers will be in the swords section
Seiken-70MP.75% Holy element.A holy attack
Legend-90MP.50% Sword element.Multiple slashes hit the enemy

Special
NoLegs-5MP.NoLegs the cat is much like that blob from EBF...he brings you random items
Temper-15MP.Boosts attack by 50% but fades off by 5% every turn
Protect-25MP.Boosts the party's defense by 50% but fades off by 5% every turn.
Air Strike-50MP.Bomb element.A very useful attack that targets either one foe with a mini-nuke or all foes with a bombing run
Screamer-75MP.Dark element.Damages all foes and lowers their magic def.
Power Metal-100MP.Wind element.Heals your party and damages all the enemies.

Swords
Heaven's gate-Boosts all stats by a small amount.50% Holy element.Unleash blinds an enemy.Boosts Seiken.

Rune Blade-Drains MP.20% Holy element.Unleash seals the enemy's skills.

Blood Blade-Drains HP.20% Poison element.Unleash boosts defense and magic defense.Boosts Drain.

Stone Edge-Boosts your defense.50% Earth element.Unleash lowers the enemy's defense.Boosts Quake.

Inferno-75% Fire element.Unleash lowers the enemy's defense.Boosts Eruption.

Blizzard-Boosts attack.75% Ice element.Unleash stuns the enemy.Boosts Iceberg.

Black Fang-50% Poison element.Unleash makes poison 5x stronger.Boosts poison.

Swift Brand-Boosts Accuracy and Evade.Unleash lowers the enemy's attack.Boosts Wind Slash.

Anarchy.Boosts attack.50% Dark element.Unleash debuffs the enemy.Lowers enemy attack slightly and boosts Screamer.

Soul Eater-Gives a massive boost to attack but lowers all the other stats.20% Dark element.Unleash deals monster damage.

Razorback.Boosts Magic Attack.20% WInd element.Unleash lowers the enemy's magic power.Boosts Power Metal.

MAGE
White Magic
Purify-10MP.Removes all status effects from both players.
Heal-20MP.Heals one player.
Barrier-60MP-Boosts the party's Magic Defense by 60% but fades away by 5% each turn.
Flare-50MP.Blinds the enemies.
HealMore-70MP.Heals both players.
Revive-90MP.Revives a player and puts living ones in AutoLife status.
Judjement-100MP.100% Holy element.Deals damage to an enemy and heals you.

Black Magic
Lucky Star-20MP.Deals random damage to an enemy.
Fireball-40MP.A Fire element attack.
Glacier-40MP.An Ice element attack.
Thunderbolt-40MP.A Thuner element attack.May stun foes.
Toxic-40MP.Poisons an enemy.
Syphon-60MP.Applies Seal to all enemies.
Pulsar-100MP.100% Dark element.Deals large damage to all enemies.

Summons
Scanbot-30MP.A very useful tool for writing walkthroughs, this bot tell you all you need to know about your enemy.You won't need it if you read this guide though.
Slime Bunny-50MP.The bunny gives health regen to both of your characters.
Beholder-70MP.This old enemy now is an ally, and his attack will lower the defense of all your enemies..also, he has a hidden attack which l suspect involves tentacles...'nuff said.
Meow Meow-100MP.This cat will attack all your enemies with massive physical damage.
Sometimes it will deal double damage, but in that case he will damage you too.
Ion-200MP.Hits all your enemies with unreal non-elemental magic damage.
Damages your party too.

GENERAL TIPS (read this pls)
-The best upgrades are the ones that trigger random attacks or counters since they really help you a lot and might change the tide of battle...
-Use AirStrike a lot since it's an attack that woks on every single enemy in the game and deals a lot of damage.
-Watch out when using the Ion Cannon....use it ONLY when you are certain that your opponent won't kill you (AutoLife) or is dead by the next turn.
-Also watch out because the Kitty summon has a chance of damaging your party.
-The best sword to use as a main weapon is the Rune Blade since it lets you spam your special attacks without having to worry about MP.You may have to be more careful on Epic though, l would suggest using different swords on that difficulty.
-If you are feeling confident get the upgrade that gives an MP boost chance to the other swords...
-Also, if you're really desperate for MP for the mage you might want to get an upgrade that lets you absorb 100-150 MP from your enemy with a normal attack...
-Be sure to know which sword to use as a main weapon...every sword needs a different playstyle and might need different upgrades (if you have the Razorback as a main "sword" get some Power Metal upgrades).
-Use the Slime Bunny when you cannot afford to lose a turn for minor healing (2000-3000 HP).
-Syphon any enemy that has a particularly annoying special attack.
-Stack Poison for extreme damage.
-If your enemy has 2 or more weaknesses combine them for maximum damage.
-On Epic mode focus on survival, but if you saved your game recently you might want to experiment a bit.
-If you lose more than 3 times for the same reason, a change of tactic might be in order.
-Use the Warrior's Limit Break combined with the Rune Blade for a maximum MP charge...use the Soul Eater combined with some buffs for unreal damage.
-Make sure you sell any items that you don't want when you visit the shop.
-Do spend all your MP before a checkpoint.Do not waste any mana potions before a checkpoint unless you really need them.
-When you're not sure about what to do in the middle of a battle, you might want to post in the medal thread for help...
-If you are totally new to TBRPG's be sure to read the guide in the game.
-Use CTRL+F to find whatever you want on this guide quicker.
-This is probably the biggest guide for a flash game on NG.

UPGRADE SYSTEM:
Yeah, you get different upgrades if you use different abilities, so here is an amazing list made by Knuxandshadowrule, posted here with his permission:
Matt's Abilities:
Swordsman - Boosts standard attack by 40%.(Just use the normal attack a lot.)
Berzerker - Increases attack stat when hit by a powerful attack.(Take a lot of damage during a boss fight or powerful wave.)
Mana Leech - Gain MP back when attacking,or using Windslash/Legend with any sword.(Equip the Rune Blade and attack a lot.)
Slayer - Boosts Attack stat by 8%.(Use Soul Eater often to keep your atack stat high.)
The Force - Boosts Magic Attack by 8%.(Use Power Metal often. Only way I've gotten it so far.)
Blacksmith - Temper adds an extra 20% attack.(Use Temper often.)
Swordbreaker - (Give AttackDown stat on enemies when attacking, or using Windslash/Legend with any sword.(Equip Anarchy and attack normally often.)
Counter - Counter physical attacks sometimes.(Attack, get hit, attack, etc. Eventually you'll get it.)
CounterX2 - Counter attacks more often.(Just keep getting hit and countering, if that's your strategy.)
Rock Solid - Boosts Defense by 8%.(Raise your defense stat often, or just equip Stone Edge often.)
Earthern Soul - Boosts Magic Defense by 8%.(Raise that stat often, or just equip Stone Edge often.)
Rock On - Boosts Quake by 40%, adds 10% resistance to Earth and Wind attacks.(Equip Stone Edge, and use Quake often.)
Survivor - 30% chance of surviving powerful attacks with only 1 HP left. (Die a lot, lol.)
Aerial Support - Air Strike activates randomly.(Use Air Strike a lot.)
Secret Weapon - Adds a new type of bomb for Air Strike.(Use Air Strike a lot.)
Legendary - Boosts Legend's Power by 40%. (Use Legend often.)
Ready Edge - Boosts Attack stat when switching swords.(Switch swords a lot.)
Defender - Doubles the effect of Defend.(Defend attacks often.)-NOTE: this could be VERY useful when fighting bosses on Epic...nukes would hardly scratch you.
Sword Heart - Boosts Unleash by 40%.(Use Unleash often.)
Hurricane - Boosts Windslash by 40%, and gives 10% resistance to wind attacks.(Use Windslash often.)
Venomous - Immune to Poison and Stun.(Equip Black Fang and Poison enemies a lot.)
Chemist - Boosts items' effects by 40%. (Use items often.)
ChemistX2 - Boosts items' effects by 80%.(Use items a LOT.)
Mighty Warrior - Boosts the Attack,Magic Attack,Defense, and Magic Attack stats by 4%.(Use Heaven's gate a lot)
Cleaver - Boosts your Limit Break's power by 40%.(Just take damage so you can use your Limit Break a lot.)
Eagle Eye - Boosts Evade by 5%, and Accuracy by 20%. (Equip Swift Brand and Windslash enemies a lot.)
Healing Metal - Boosts the healing of Power Metal by 30%.(Use Power Metal often.)
Extreme Metal - Boosts the damage of Power Metal by 40%.(Use Power Metal often.)
Holy Power - Boosts Seiken by 40%, adds 20% resistance to Dark attacks.(Use Seiken often.)NOTE: try to get this one before the Hydra...sounds useful.
Fear Lord - Boosts Screamer by 40%, adds 20% resistance to Holy attacks.(use screamer a lot)
Fiery Spirit - Immune to Freezing, adds 10% resistance to Fire and Ice attacks.(Equip Inferno and use Eruption often.)
Bloodthirsty - Boosts Drain's power by 50%.(Use Drain very often.)
Cat Warrior - Nolegs attacks enemies with a sword or a bomb randomly.(Use Nolegs often.)
Cat Tamer - Nolegs brings out healing items randomly without being called.(Use Nolegs often.)
Arctic Wind - 10% resistance to Fire,Ice,Wind, and Water attacks.(Equip Blizzard for a while.)
Sub Zero - Boosts Iceberg by 40%, adds 10% resistance to Ice and Water attacks.(Equip Blizzard and use Iceberg often.)
Never Forgive - Boosts the power of Revenge by 40%.(Equip Soul Eater and use Revenge often when health is low.)

Natalie's abilities:
Magic Counter - Sometimes counters magic attacks with Lucky Star.(Get attacked by magic attacks often.)
Astrology - Boosts the power of Lucky Star and Pulsar by 25%.(Use Lucky Star and Pulsar often.Yes, even the random ones count)
AstrologyX2 - Boosts the power of Lucky Star and Pulsar by 50%.(Use those skills A LOT.)
Wizardry - Boosts Magic Attack stat by 9%.(Use Black Magic a lot.)
Mighty Mage - Boosts Attack/Defense/Magic Attack/Magic Defense stats by 4%.(Use spells often.)
Mana Leech - Gain MP from attacking normally.(Attack like once or twice.)
Curses - Makes Flare/Toxic/Syphon's effect last longer. (Use those skills often.)
Elementalist - Boosts the power of Fireball/Glacier/Thunderbolt by 20%.(Use those skills often.)
ElementalistX2 - Boosts power of Fireball/Glacier/Thunderbolt by 40%.(Use those skills even more after getting the first one.)
ElementalistX3 - Boosts power of Fireball/Glacier/Thunderbolt by 60%.(Use those skills ALMOST ALL THE TIME.)NOTE: wow, 60%?That+the attack upgrades should be able to destroy the sandworm in 2-3 hits.
Sniper - Boosts Accuracy by 20%.(Just don't miss with attacks for a while.)
Chemist - Boosts items' effects by 40%. (Use items often.)
Angel - Gives Auto-life effect randomly.(Die a lot :P)
Thunderclap - Increases chance of stunning enemies with Thunderbolt.(Use Thunderbolt often.)
Chemist - Boosts items' effects by 40%. (Use items often.)
ChemistX2 - Boosts items' effects by 80%.(Use items a lot more.)
Bunny! - Increases Slime Bunny's healing by 40%.(Use Slime Bunny often.)
Bunny!!! - Slime Bunny sometimes appears without being called randomly.(Use Slime Bunny A LOT.)
Behold! - Boosts Beholder's power by 40%.(Use Beholder often.)
Meows! - Boosts Meow Meow's power by 40%.(Use Meow Meow a lot.)
Ions! - Boosts Ion Canon's power by 30%.(Use Ion canon often.)
Healer - Boosts Heal and HealMore by 20%.(Use those skills often.)
Immunity - 50% immunity to all bad status effects.(I'm not sure, maybe don't get a bad status effect for a while? Or maybe use purify a lot.)
Genesis - Boosts Judgement's power by 40%.(Use Judgement often.)
Cleric - Boosts Magic Defense stat by 9%.(Use White magic often)
Protection(P) - Increases Defense when hit by a powerful attack.(Get hit by powerful physical attacks, duh.)
Protection(M) - Increases Magic Defense when hit by a powerful magic attack.(Get hit by powerful magic attacks, duh.)
Resistance - Boosts resistance to all elements by 10%.(Have a balance of using fireball/glacier/thunderbolt/lucky star/pulsar, or just never use any of those spells.)
ResistanceX2 - Boosts resistance to all elements by 20%.(I'm not sure.)
ResistanceX3 - Boosts resistance to all elements by 30%.(I'm not sure.)
Elusive - Boosts Evade stat by 10%. (Don't get hit often. Try using flare.)

BROKEN ABILITIES
There are some abilities that you can't get, but Matt said they existed (by Matt)
Immunity is from spending a lot of time with bad status effects, I think the effect is broken though.
There should also be an Immunity x2, probably also broken.
There is also a Meows!!!! skill which summons Meow Meow randomly but you cannot get it.

TIPS FOR THE NOLEGS MINIGAME with the help of PortalwarpedJP
In the minigames, the best to do is the aerial attack if a zombie is spawning where you are.
Use the ranged attack when you're on a corner.
If you feel lucky you can chop your way through the zombies and collect the hearts as they drop..
If you ony have one life your best bet is to do to the right end of the screen (the left one is kinda glitched) and spam your ranged attack until a zombie drops a heart.

ENEMIES
STAGE 1:
Wave 1:
3x Kittens: 5200HP on easy
Weakness to Poison and Fire
It carries a shield for extra DEF.

Wave 2:
2x kittens and 1x Red Bee: 13600HP on easy
Weakness to Fire, Thunder and Wind.
Immune to Poison
It may inflict poison and lower DEF.

BOSS:
Kitten Kart :60000HP on easy
Weakness to Poison and Fire
Easy boss, just remember to hammer him with fire and poison and defend a bit and you'll be fine.
To beat him the fast way use the Black Fang and its Unleash to kill him in just 4 turns (Another-User).

STAGE 2:
Wave 1:
2x Red Bees

Wave 2:
2x Red Bees,
1x Spikey Moth: 28500HP on Easy
Weakness to Thunder, Fire and Wind.
Immue to Posion.

BOSS:
Guardian: 17600HP on easy
Weakness to Thunder and Bomb
Immune to Poison
Each one of his arms gives him and extra turn and an extra attack.He can repair his arms.
He is kinda hard if you aren't careful enough...you have to use the mage for healing and defending only (unless you get to play when the warrior has health above 7000).
The most useful attack to use here is Air Strike, so spam it.The multiple attacks hit him and his arms while the nuke deals a lot of damage, even if he is very tough....
He also gets a new attack on Epic difficulty...this attack deals 6000 damage to both charcters so keep your def buffed at all times!
On a higher difficulty setting you'll want to use Syphon to keep him from regenerating his arms...
EDIT:Now on Easy and on Normal the boss is easier but can't be stopped from regenerating his arms...
After that boss you'll get a checkpoint WOOT WOOT WOOT!
You'll also have to play NoLegs' minigame to get money.
Be sure to perform well here on harder difficulties.

STAGE 3:
Wave 1:
1xRed Jelly: 26100HP on easy
Weakness to Ice and Thunder
Immune to Poison
The red jelly is more poisonous.
1xBlue Jelly: 30600HP on easy
Weakness to Fire and Earth
Immune to Stun
The blue jelly has more powerful electricity.

Wave 2:
2xRed Jelly, 1xBlue Jelly

Wave 3:
1x Red Jelly, 1xBlue Jelly
1xGlacier Eater: 52800 on easy
Weakness to Fire, Earth and Bomb
He can freeze you and buff his defense by crawling into its shell.

Wave 4:
1x Glacier Eater
1x Rock Eater: 52800HP on easy
Weakness to Ice, Earth and Water
Immune to Blind
Can crawl back into its shell for extra DEF.
NOTE: since most of them have a weakness to Earth Stone Edge might me a good idea here.

BOSS:
Giga Golem (ice): 224000HP on easy
Weakness to Fire, Earth, Bomb and Dark.
Immune to Blind, Stun and Poison.
He can change his element and he can also summon helpers.
His arm has a separate health bar.

Giga Golem (fire): same HP of course
Weakness to Ice, Water, Bomb and Holy.
Immunities are the same.

As you can obviously see here the Dark Bomb (from the airstrike upgrade) and the random airstrike upgrade help A LOT with both forms.
Oh, and keep the Stone Edge here for two reasons: not to lose your turn and have an extra defense...oh, and of course the Earth attack.
Here you'll have to defend and heal with the mage and spam Airstrike with the warrior.
He can also summon some helpers.The ice helper is a rock with some ice in it and it will freeze you sometimes with its attack.
The fire helper is a suicide bomber.He deals a lot of damage, so watch out!
NOTE:The ice helper can stay alive even after his master's death!
STAGE4:
Wave 1:
2xRed Bees, 1xRock Eater

Wave 2:
1xRock Eater
1xKitten (lolwtf)
1xSandworm's tail: 68000HP on easy
Weakness to Ice and Water
Immune to Blind and Seal
It can stun you.Can only attack you with physical attacks.
It escapes when its health reaches 1/3

Wave 3:
BOSS:
Sandworm (type: giant mutant penis..lol): 280000HP on easy
Weakness to Ice and Water
Immune to Blind and Seal
It may infict all sorts of status effects since it vomits all the time.
Obviously here Purify is a must and you have to always keep an eye on your health...
The slime bunny will help a lot since you won't have to waste your mage's MP with HealMore's (you may want to activate the Slime Bunny before the boss battle).
When you are poisoned with the slime bunny active just use Power Metal to heal (if you need to) and then Purify.
Pulsar is quite good, but l prefer ice attacks.
On a higher difficulty rating you may want to use mainly area attacks to deal with the tail and the head more quickly.
WARNING: the boss' tail will remain alive even after the head's death, so don't do anything risky.
At a higher difficulty setting most of his attacks will weaken your magic, so beware!

Now you'll get a second, much-needed checkpoint and play the NoLegs minigame again.
This time it's kinda harder.
Oh, and of course you'l visit the shop.

STAGE 5:
Wave 1:
2xSpirit: 52800HP on easy
Weakness to Dark, Fire and Wind
It has the AutoLife effect, wich wil revive it as soon as you kill it (you can have AutoLife too by either the "Angel" upgrade or by using Revive on a living character), so it's debuff time!You can use Anarchy's Unleash to do that.In the meanwhile, you should use Syphon to prevent them from sealing your abilities.
Also, as soon as you sealed them defend like crazy since their attacks are really strong...

Wave 2:
2xSpirit, 1xSpikey Moth

BOSS:
Zombie Hydra: 216000HP on easy
Weakness to Holy and Fire
Immune to Poison
Insta Death magic and the heads can revive one another!YAY!
Here you'll want to kill both of the heads at the same time so make sure that your final strike is a mass attack (or to kill one head on the warrior's turn and the other one on the mage's one).
Unfortunately Syphon won't seal their sealing attack...but you can always use Solar Flare to blind it!Anyway....now it's time to use the good 'ol Heaven's Gate!
The attacks that will cause you the most problems are the spirit one, the insta death (NOTE: you can survive it if you have that upgrade that gives youa 30%chance of surviving a deadly attack with 1 HP) and the sealing.
Also, be sure to have the Angel upgrade by that time and use Revive on the warrior often so that the insta-death magic won't be able to kill both of your characters...oh, and having a high Evasiveness helps too.

STAGE 6:
Wave 1:
x2FlyBot: 61600HP on easy
Thunder and Bomb
Immune to Poison
THIS is the most powerful grunt in the game, not the small one!

Wave 2:
2xFlyBot, 1xSpirit

BOSS:
Nazi Tank
Tank Top: 160000HP on Easy
Weakness to Thunder, Bomb and Earth.
Immune to all status effects
Just hit it hard

Lance: 72000HP on Easy
Weakness to Poison and Fire
He has some special attacks so watch out!he is a bit weak compared to the other bits though.
Oh yeah, and SEAL HIS ASS or he will use the Ion Cannon without any kind of warning.

Mini-guide for Lance by RealShadowCaster: "About sealing Lance, it's a matter of strategy. I personnaly let Natz die and simply defend with matt (with defender and evry stat upgrades in defense and magic defense, he can take two nukes in the face in a row and still be standing (In Epic difficulty of course)).
With the slime bunny for the heals and unfreezing, the venomous for the poison tower,it's just a matter of waiting for victory."

Satellite Dish: 88000HP on Easy
Weakness to Thunder and Bomb
Immune to Poison and Blind
Seal this, it's a good idea, believe me.Its attacks are weak, but still..

Nuke: 128000HP on Easy
Weakness to Thunder and Bomb
Immunity to Poison, Seal and Blind
Don't think l need to explain...

Omega Lazor: 112000HP on Easy
Weakness to Thunder and Bomb
Immune to Seal, Poison and Blind
If its charged attack hits you, it's shoop da woop, so defend in time (or use Revive).

Valkyrie: 960000HP on Easy
Can spawn 5 type of turrets...you can damage this by destroying the turrets, but it still takes 50% damage of you hit it with a turret.

TACTICS: Well, you may want to use the Slime bunny when you can afford it, ALWAYS have both your characters with more than 9200 HP at the end of the turn.
So, to deal with the first turret you have to use Airstrike and Autoheal, that'sit.Sometimes the cannon will use a mega blast that will terminate one of your characters.
Then be sure to Seal the captain since he can use the Ion Cannon if you don't.
For the Omega Lazor just defend to protect yourself from the charged laser, but it will miss most of the time.
For the satellite dish l would advise to leave it there since it's really weak and it can't deal almost any damage at all.
I am saying this because if you leave 2 turret spots open you can get double nuked.
This means that the turret will spawn 2 nukes at the same time.Don't panic though, because there IS a way out of this, l even survived 2 double nukes in a row!
First of all, decide of you want to kill them or play it defensively.
If you have one Limit break available it's an easy job.
Use the warrior's LB to kill the first nuke and defend for the other, or use the mage's LB to have your defenses buffed to the max so that you take minimal damage.
If you don't have either l would suggest getting AutoLife on both characters and then defending OR trying to kill one of the two nukes.
There is a poison and ice turret, which is really the most annoying since it's attacks are powerful and debilitating.
if the tank has a low health meter you might want to hit it even if it has some turrets.
If, however, the tank is without turrets, be sure to have autolife/high defense.
It has a flying smash attack that can kill both of your characters.
The sword to use here depends on your gameplay style, l prefer the RuneBlade because its Unleash can Seal the captain and its attack will fil up your MP.And it will do it without wasting your turns if you have a counter attack upgrade, and you should have one.To damage the tank use Airstrike, the mage's electric attack and Pulsar for multiple enemies.
DO NOT use the Ion Cannon unless you're 100% sure that your enemy will be obliterated.

ITEMS:

A lot of new items are introduced here..let us take a look at them:
Potion $150: resotres 5000-7000 HP
Max Potion $350: restores 10000 HP
Ether $1000: resotres 500-550 MP
Max Ether $2000: restores 1000 MP
Mist Potion $400: heals the whole party for 5000-6000 HP (note: very useful if the mage can't use HealMore)
Stunner $300: stuns the enemies
Antidote $50: cures poison (not as useful as it once was since now the mage can cure both players)
Water Of Life $1000: revives a fallen party member
Magic Potion $150: boosts Magic power
Attack Potion $150: boosts Attack
Shuriken $300: poisons foes
Bomb (no more bob-ombs D: ) $500: deals damage

Errors/bugs.
The game froze at Stage 4, Wave 2. EDIT:now the game freezes when l use AirStrike! EDIT2: the game just froze randomly at Stage 6, wave 2.Fail.EDIT: l thinks this is fixed now.
In the NoLegs minigame the protagonist can be stuck at the left end of the screen.

MEDALS:
Well, it's just a list with some tips
One medal for each defeated boss
Overkilll: hit the damage limit (99999).To do this use SoulEater's Unleash on a ghost after the mage's Limit Break.
Sword Master: try out all swords
Beast Master: scan all foes.....here is a list of all the foes you need to scan:
Kitten
Red Bee
Spikey Moth
Red jelly
Blue Jelly
Glacier eater
Rock Eater
Kitten Cart
Guardian
Guardian's art
Guardian's shield
Giga Golem (fire)
Giga Golem (ice) l am not sure if you need to scan this too.
Golem Helper (ice)
Sandworm
Sandworm's tail
Flybot
Spirit
Zombie Hydra
Tank Top
Omega Lazor
Lance
Nuke
Cooler turret
Satellite Dish

Max Radiation: fire the ion Cannon
Invincible: survive with 1 HP remaining (can be done by getting the Survivor upgrade)
n00b: kill yourself (easy, just fire the ion cannon 3 times in a row)
Minigamer 1: score 5000 points in the first minigame (just keep walking and attacking at the same time, you can get enough hearts like this)
Minigamer 2: score 6000 points on the second minigame (this will be hard, there are less hearts so you should be careful)
Minigamer 3: score 10000 points in survival (well, here you can take your time and be careful..)
Battle Cat: bring NoLegs to the battefield (use NoLegs 5-6 times and then get the Cat Tamer upgrade)
Oblivion: get washed away by waves of fire...this is probably the last boss' untimate attack
Middle Tier: beat the game on Normal
Leet Tier: beat the game on Hard
God Tier: bea tthe game on EPIC MOAD AHAH OLOL OMFG

FINAL NOTES:
Matt returned from his holiday, the game is out!

Good luck, have fun, earn medals.

TO BE CONTINUED

Epic Battle Fantasy 2 walkthrough


OCD+ walkthrough

2009-06-17 06:42:09 by HeavyTank
Updated

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K. - 50 Points

Think of this medal when you press that K button.
The K game.

Hold the letter K on your keyboard without moving your mouse for one whole hour. Easiest to do if you have a macro that will hold K for you for an hour. Otherwise, put something on your "K" key and come back in about an hour. Ensure any auto-shutdown or screensaver stuff is disabled.
Another suggestion: If you have a programmable key on your keyboard, use one on the end since it'll be easier to tape down or put a weight on it.
NOTE: be there in the last minute-you'll need to release the key or you'll lose the medal.

SHOW CONTESTANT - 50 Points
10000 clicks.
Big O game.
WARNING: If you go over 10,000 clicks you will lose so be careful.
Simplest way is to press Tab until you see the yellow outline surrounding the button. Then hold Enter for a few minutes until it is complete. Click on the "Get your medal" text to win.

WAR HERO - 50 Points
Prisoner of war turned hero.
SHUT game.
Right click and press Forward and then right click and press Back about 10-20 times. The timer will move much faster.

JOHN LOCKE
Type 4 8 15 16 23 42 on the screen monitor in 208

HUMAN TEST SUBJECT - 100 Points
Now THAT's what I call dedication.
208 game.
Right click/back right click/forward to speed the timer up a bit-still isn't worth it.
Use the numpad and include all spaces.
Every 204 minutes for 3 days enter 04 18 40 39 2
NOTE: you CAN copy-paste this.

Don't do this.Please don't.Prove to the world that you have a life.

THE PIANIST - 100 Points
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Copy and paste the following -first posted by Wylo- (if it doesen't work try pressing backspace when you paste it):

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Spy vs. Sniper update!

2009-05-23 07:36:01 by HeavyTank
Updated

W00t, the update is out...now let's take a look at the changes it brings:
1.Now the demo's stickies detonate when he's taunting
2.The medigun taunt can heal 10 hp
3.There is a spycrab taunt (I love you VALVe)
4.You can use enemy TP's as a spy (you probably knew that).
5.The heavy has a custom headshot animation
6.Vid with some of the changes.
7.I saw a medic civilian holding a sniper rifle once
8.You can use the cloak and dagger and taunt while invisible...so you can kill anybody and they won't even see you....check it out.
9.The sniper's huntsman taunt can kill you
10.Spies have more info about the player they're disguised as.
11.You lift your hand when you're about to backstab somebody.
12.The sniper has a scar on his cheek (watch Meet the Spy to learn why).
13.Now you can take unlock without earning achievements: just play and they will pop up randomly.
14.You can have the same item more than once but you can also trade them.
15.NEW SPY WEAPON1-Cloak and Dagger-You can cloak for an infinite amount of time as long as you stand still.You can rechange your cloak only while standing still.This replaces the knife.
16.NEW SPY WEAPON2-The Dead Ringer-This watch fakes your death when you're hit (the enemy will see your death on the kill log) and will cloak you and protect you for 8 seconds.This replaces the standard invisibility watch.
17.NEW SPY WEAPON3-The Ambassador.Kick-ass revolver that has a pinpoin accuracy if you let it cool down after every shot.It does less damage but it can get mini-crit headshots.
18.NEW SNIPER WEAPON1-The Razorback.This shield will protect you once in a file from a backstab and will freeze the spy's kinfe attack for a while.This replaces the Kukri.
19.NEW SNIPER WEAPON2-Jarate.This jar of..uhm...piss can be thrown like a grenade and will make enemies receive mini-crits instead of normal attacks.Also, it can put out fires.This replaces the SMG.
20.NEW SNIPER WEAPON3-The Huntsman.A radical change of playstyle for the Sniper, this weapon is a bow and can get headshots just like the Sniper Rifle.The arrows remain pinned on the enemy's body and they can pin him down.This replaces the Sniper Rifle.
21.Now snipers can shoot through teammates.
22.There is a new game mode called Payload Race where the two team must push two cats while preventing the other team from doing so.
23.2 New PR maps, 2 new arena maps and a new community map.
24.The Soldier's rockets can pass through teammates now.
25.What?You want more?

Spy vs. Sniper update!